I've Developed A Case Of "OCD"

[California Dolphin]

I've developed a case of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) or "Repetitive Thought Behavior".

With the length of men's shorts gradually becoming noticeably less, everytime I see a guy in shorts that should be shorter, I find myself thinking exactly how much shorter they should be in inches (2-1/2", 3", 4", 6", etc.).

However instead of going to a shrink and getting a prescription for Xanex, I'm telling the clothing makers what I think of the long look and maybe my talk theapy will get rid of the problem.

[Torchwatch]

I used to measure the niceness of a day while running by counting up the number of guys I passed wearing shorts. I had to give up at the time when I could no longer decide if a garment actually was a pair of shorts or something else.
At least the sun is shining and the shorts are out in England today.

[PSDave]

wow, I didn't realize that when I pulled on a pair of shorts there would be someone actually looking and analyzing the length, tightness and if I was wearing skivvies. Better go back to my baggy jeans if I want privacy or commando with tight white if I want company.

[sebbie]

Of course, the clothing every person wears or not says all sorts of non-verbal signals about you. Why am I telling this group that for goodness sakes!

Sebbie

[Byron]

Does it not occur to you that PSD is taking the piss?