I have a problem

[tightblackwet]

Whenever I go outside in my tight little black speedo, it starts to rain. Can you help me?

[Torchwatch]

Swim in the rain or try other colours.

[BikenSwim]

You are lucky, my tight little black speedo shrank in the rain.

[California Dolphin]

I didn't know wearing a black speedo can cause weather modification.

Just come out to California, put on your speedo and the rain will put out all the fires (and also end the drought).