Most gay men claim to be str8 acting, this means that when they are not on the cruise they will blend in with the str8 community. So the majority of gay men will be wearing board shorts on the beach. Therefore board shorts are being worn by gay men pretending to be str8, because str8 men wear them.
Meanwhile homophobes who are actually repressed gay men in denial are being attracted to and denouncing anyone wearing speedos.
If you aren't a gay man pretending to be str8, or any man who cannot take being denounced by homophobes then it is time to go to the beach and wear speedos.
Life is complicated .......
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