Off to France tomorrow

[Torchwatch]

Am catching a ferry in the morning.
Will be camping north of Calais and exploring the quiet dunes in Speedos, bikinis and swim thongs.
I notice those coming back from from France and Spain are looking tanned, confident and are wearing shorts well above the knee, while most of those stuck in England are pale and wearing longer shorts, things are changing and I am heading for the continent.
Will be wearing cycle shorts on the bike and something fairly short around the camp site.
Have fun all you people stuck at home...... you could come over and join me.