ThongPlus (or minus?)

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I’ve been reflecting on how much fun I had at the beach this summer and how I’m planning to start next summer with a thong from day one.

That got me thinking: what I’d really love to do is sunbathe on my tummy with my entire butt exposed—no whale-tail or even a string. Similar to how women untie their bikini tops to expose their entire back when they lay down.

But of course, it’d be essential to have a quick, easy, and foolproof way to restore the integrity of the thong or bikini swimsuit when it’s time to turn over or get up.

Is anyone aware of thongs or bikini swimwear with quick release/quick restore sides or some other mechanism that would support this idea? If so, sign me up!