The Annual Physical

[sebbie]

Many of you know I will turn 65 this year. For as long as I can remember, I have had this thing for Speedos, tight-fitting jeans etc. I'm 5'10 and my recent body weight is 149 lbs. Some of you also know that I am into stationary rowing, big time. I went through one of these new-fangled security scanners at the airport a few weeks ago. I was wearing some looser-fitting jeans, thinking I would be more comfortable in the confines of coach class. The TSA guy said that I can't keep my belt on, so remove it, and further, that I had to put my hands in the air.Well, the problem was that the 32-inch jeans wthout a belt almost (but not quite, thankfully) fell to the floor. I decided that next time I fly, in a few weeks, I need to select jeans that fit tighter, with maybe a 31-inch waist. I have those too :-).

Anyhow, the annual physical is always a cause for a bit of concern. I have a female primary-care physician, of all things. She told me that "she raised 5 boys, and has seen everything there is to see," so she is cool. But meanwhile there are others wandering in and out of the physical both men and women, residents, upper-division med students, etc etc.

Invariably, at some point, I will be asked to strip down.

I have never been comfortable wearing just a goofy hospital gown. I never can get them tied in back and they seem to cover stuff that shouldnt be covered but not cover stuff that should. So in recent years I had taken up wearing some little nylon squarecuts--technically they are underwear but they look almost like a little squarecut swimsuit. My doctor seems to be fine with that. (I just pull them down when we get to the point where it's time or the prostate exam!). As most of you know, I lack any body image hangups (thankfully).

So, my annual physical is on Thursday. For some time I have been thinking that it would be interesting to try wearing a "real" brief-style swimsuit instead of the underwear that only looks like a swimsuit. In my (vast) colection, I have underwear briefs that look almost like a suit, but I also have some suits that look almost like skinpy underwear. In particular, I'm thinking about those Club Swim "Euro" briefs that lack any logo. The only real difference in appearance is that they have a string tie, but that is not obvious. My doctor should not be surprised by this--after all she has seen me in those tight-fitting squarecuts year after year. The physicals also involve a bit of showing off on my part that I am really fit relative to the "average" 64 year-old that comes in for a physical. After all, I do have a rower's chest and waist.

Did I mention that the physical is scheduled for the early afternoon not the morning? That means I will be going through much of the day at work with the suit under my jeans. I needed to run an "experiment" this week to see exactly how my body was going to "adjust" to all of this. Specifically How will my body react with a tiny suit not underwear under my tight-fitting jeans? More importantly, can I make it through the day, use the urinal standing up without a lot of fuss, etc etc. There are lot's of things to consider here.

Plus, there are always "worries" extending way back from my teen years. In situations where I am wearing a snug-fitting suit, I tend to, how should I say this?, precum, and sometimes a lot. Indeed, seem to be something of a pre-cum "factory" Like the Energizer bunny, sometimes I just keep oozing and oozing. A quarter-sized precum wet spot (or larger) on the front of my suit could cause more than a little embarrassment at the doctor's office. At age 64, I no longer am concerned that I will suddenly go into an out-of-control ejaculation right in the office as I might have been at age 16, but you get the idea. (Recalling an unfortunate incident when I was simply shopping for jeans in a department store at age 15 right now--I ended up buying the snug-fitting sand-colored jeans I had tried on, all the while folding them carefully and hoping the clerk (or, even worse, my mom, who was along with me) somehow wouldn't see the wet spot on the front of the jeans as she rang them up." I want these jeans, mom, not those looser fitting ones you seem to like. (aka the ones with the giant cum-stain near the zipper) I skated through that one, somehow!) Did I mention that I have this funny "thing" going on in my head for both jeans and swim briefs?

But I digress. All of these memories are coming back to me as iif they were events that happened only yesterday.

Anyhow, I started "testing" myself and my body yesterday using a 30" green euro suit, similar to the 32" maroon one I have picked out to wear for my Thursday physical. These suits have front panels, which work to keep the precum stains from showing through quite so much, even if they happen. Not a perfect solution, but it helps. Meanwhile I'm in a snug-fitting tee shirt and these liittle 30-inch waist jeans I bought after the loopy airport screening incident. I'm tryiing to make the test "tough" to see if I can make it through an ordinary work day without anything embarrassing hapening. I'm really "bombarding" myself with stuff that turns me on, and seeing how my body reacts.

Yesterday, with the green suit went prety smoothy in what I needed to do and I was wearing the same jeans. The standing up "urinal experience" was uneventful. I've discovered that the suits that fit lower and snugger are actually simpler in that regard than the suits that fit higher on the waist. I didn't really get into any significan staining issues from precum, in part perhaps because of the panel lining.

Today, I decided to make the test a bit "tougher" a little TYR with only a 26-inch waist. This suit stretches nicely, but, trust me, it is really, really tight fitting, and then I have those really snug-fitting jeans over. If I can make it through the day without significant staining, deal with the urinal, etc, I should be all set forthe physical on Thursday, in part because the suit I will be wearing there is a bit looser fitting, with the larger waist--not too loose, however.

I have been having a few issues with BPE, (google that for more info). I'm pretty certain that my doctor will want to do a prostate exam, aka a digital rectal exam. So I will have to drop the little maroon suit for all of this. This could still get interesting. I hope I am still able to maintain my "composure" through it all. There is lots of stuff going on here--the suit, the jeans, the digital exam...you can see why I remain just a bit apprehensive even with my confidence, overall.

I will report back this evening as to how the day went with the TYR. As you can tell by my writing, I'm feeling "quite good" down there right now, and it is fun for me to write this story with all the lucid details. I've really managed to set myself up for some interesting feelings and sensations. Think about this, guys, 64 years old, stll behaing and enjoying myself as much (or more) than when I was 14. I suspect some of you guys think that your interest and enthusiasm for tight-fitting swim briefs with somehow decline as you get older. Be assured, you are "stuck" with this for life. In retrospect, I'm delighted that I can still be as happy with my body and all the sensationsat 64 as I was at 14. ( I recall fooling around with this a little back then) Even better, the issues that bothered me at age about others accidentally "discovering" that I was enjoying myself so much are gone, and I can focus on the pure fun of it all, even in a situation of having to do an annual physical.

Enjoy and I will update you as to how TYE day went for me when I get home tonite. Meanwhile as I head off to work, that little TYP cupping my butt is certainly making it's presence known to me. It will keep reminding me that it is there all day long.

Sebbie