jokes that could be printed on suit bums

[louis]

If you were to have jokes printed on the rear ends of your suits what would you have printed, mind you not to show in public but at gay resorts at pools or anywhere.
just how bold could you be.
EX: ENTER, CUM IN, SUITABLE FOR SMALL DICK ONLY, A BANANA (lol)
FORBIDDING TO...... ETC.CAUTION SUBJECT TO PAIN ETC.
WOULD YOU HAVE A NERVE TO PRINT SUCH THINGS.