Wrangler Butts?

[sebbie]

Wrangler Butt?

There are two kinds of Wrangler jeans but both made by the same company. If you go to a Walmart in most non-rural states, you will only be able to purchase what some guys refer to as
“generic” Wranglers—the kind without the vinyl right rear pocket patch with the Wrangler logo on it. Real Wranglers are the ones that have the patch, and they are marketed mainly in rural areas to rural people who often call themselves ranchers not farmers as in raising cattle not grain. They are also the mainstays of the professional rodeo circuit and are everywhere there with the Wrangler parent company spending lots of money to market them as well to people who attend rodeos, an important sport in many areas.

Wranglers have far outdistanced their competitor Levis in this trade. The Wrangler western wear is what you want to be in if, say, you own your own horse, and raise cattle for a living. I grew up on the very edge of a dividing line between the farmers (typically not Wrangler wearers) and the ranchers (wore Wranglers with the butt patch and rode a horse). My parents were farmers, mostly. We had cattle but no horses. Mainly a grain operation. As a result, I lived by the Wrangler guys but for a long time I was not part of the Wrangler scene. Still, I greatly admired the Wrangler guys, in large measure because I liked how the jeans fit their bodies—snug, but really snug in the butt.

In fact, there evolved a term for this—Wrangler butt—that applied to any well built guy who had a great looking rear end when ckad in a snug-fitting pair of Wranglers. Usually the young ranching guys were slim and athletic and their builds made the most of the fit of the jeans.

I never have fully understood this, but Wrangler has had some great designers that made a guy’s butt in a slightly undersized pair look really attractive. Its funny—there are many other jeans that are tighter in fit but they just don’t look as neat as the cowboy Wranglers do in the butt. The rise is actually higher than a lot of the skinny jeans now have, but somehow it all comes together at the rear. Young ladies took notice and started using the term Wrangler Butts to refer to a group of young, athletic male who had, well, great looking butts when clad in a suitably snug-fitting pair of Wrangler western style jeans.

I got to thinking about all of this, and how I have long admired the guys who can pull off the Wrangler butt look in a pair of form-fitting Wrangler jeans. The whole idea behind a pair is that in repeated wearings and subsequent washings, the jeans gradually acquire the shape of the individual guy’s body and as they age through this process they keep looking better and better. My admiration for a Wrangler butt is not unlike my admiration for a guy who looks great in a snug-fitting sapphire blue Speedo. In fact it is very similar. Go here. http://www.meyouand.us/handmanual/?p=741 The rear seam divides the glutes much the same way a thong rear would.

I think part of the appeal is the way the butt seam cuts upward between the glutes at the bottom of the rear. As a young teen from a farming not ranching background I said to myself that I still really wanted to be part of the gang of guys who were able to have a pair of the real western Wranglers. So I went into the store that sold Wranglers in my little town that sold Wranglers and started looking for my size, 30 x 30. Of course with anything this form fitting, I needed to try them on in the changing area. Suddenly I heard a guy in the next changing room say to the sales clerk “The jeans I have on now are not snug enough. Do you have anything more form fitting, especially in the rear?” I soon realized that there was not just one version but two and if I really wanted a pair that fit really snug, I should go for the slim-fit version not the standard version, especially if I really wanted to join the Wrangler butt crowd like I wanted to do.

Fpor a young male, getting your first pair of the REAL Wrangler jeans is something of a male rite of passage, in much the same way that getting to buy your first Speedo is an important male rite of passage, except that the jean purchase usually occurs long before puberty, as early as at age 6 or 7 as opposed to perhaps 12 or 13 for the Speedo. Still, once a guy is hooked on them he is in it for life and the real Wrangler jeans become something of a snug-fitting uniform that is worn in some areas practically everywhere for casual as well as dress up occasions. Guys have even gotten married in them.

A final note of caution, though. A properly-fitting pair are quite snug, and the way they form-fit to the crotch makes it difficult if not impossible to put your penis any way but down. With space limited in your Wranglers if you are erect at all the thing to do is to position your penis inside the left pant leg. But, if you are even walking, this means that your semi-erect penis will be moving forward and back with each step. This might be tolerated at first, but this can add more stimulation to the situation at hand, resulting in still more stimulation which causes the penis to grow and harden a little more. So with each successive step, the guy gets ever closer to ejaculating, erect penis pressed down by the snug jeans fit with the ejaculate either streaming down the inside of the leg of the jeans and streaming own the leg or forming cum stains at the penis tip seeping in milky white splotches on the leg of the jean. This can easily end up being quite embarrassing or worse. I am sorry to say I can speak about these details based on my own sad experience, which to a certain degree still haunts me. Attempting to be a real Wrangler Butt has its rewards, but is also not without its risks!