Cumshot Confidential: Tips for Increasing Your Load's Volume and Distance

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Truth be told, every guy is probably interested in having great cumshots: big thick spurts of cream jetting towards the intended target(s)! And it would be dandy to cum as often as we want, but there are limits. (Nuts!) Just ask anyone who is on his third (or fourth!) "Trip to the Moon" the same day: "Great orgasm, but only a few drops from the faucet." America, it does NOT have to be this way! There ARE limits, but YOU can work with them! And it is easier than you think. First, focus on cumming every 3 days; this gives your body time to replenish your semen stores, and,yes, it IS worth the wait. You will be pleasantly surprised about the increased volume of your load, especially the first big spurt. Second, try to drink at least 3 glasses of water every day. This helps meet your body's hydration needs, and GUESS WHAT one of those needs is? Semen production! (Relief Sweeps The Nation!) So let's put together 3 Days of Anticipation and 3 Glasses of Water Each Day and what have you got? Most likely you'll shoot a load that a volcano would envy. But wait, there's more! I mentioned "Distance" as well. Turns out there is a muscle involved in cumming which you can exercise. When you are urinating, you can voluntarily squeeze a muscle to stop the urine flow (and then relax it to let the urine stream resume.) This is the same muscle you can use to bounce your fully-erect penis. The exercise is called the Kegel Maneuver, and it is easy to do. Sit comfortably in a chair and squeeze this muscle, holding the squeeze for a count of two seconds, then release. Do three consecutive sets of 30 two-second squeezes, four days a week. The Kegel Manuver should help you maintain, or even increase, the distance you can shoot your load. (I've also noticed that a bigger load itself seems to shoot farther, especially the first spurt. Add in that toned muscle, lotsa wawa, The Anticipation of Victory, and it's off to Yellowstone to see Old Faithful! I hope other Board members will give those tips a try; they certainly have worked for me. I look forward to your comments as well as your own success stories.