Police, Camera, Action, Debagging

[Torchwatch]

Has anyone else noticed on the live action police shows that when the Police attempt to stop a suspect in board shorts the young man attempting to avoid capture tends to have trouble running as his trainers start flapping then fall off, then he has to hold up his board shorts with one hand while trying to run until tackled by faster moving Police officers. During the tackle the suspects board shorts usually fall down revealing whatever wearing board shorts were supposed to cover.

if you are intent upon a life of crime and wish to evade the Police I would suggest that you learn to tie your shoe laces (with a double knot) so your shoes stay on if you have to run unexpectedly. Also I would recommend wearing shorter better designed shorts that you can tie securely (again using the double knotted bow you should use to tie your shoes) and run at short notice without embarrassment.
I would recommend rugby union shorts for your life of crime, they're comfortable and practicle, designed for big men to tackle and be tackled without fear of exposure.