I wore squarecuts for a couple of days

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Just back from a 2 week holiday in France. The ferry ramp caused vibrations that caused an intermittent electrical fault in no 3 sparkplug and I had to call for international roadside assistance.
The French only speaking car transporter driver took my car and I to a garage in the middle of nowhere and left me there telling me my next contact would be arrive soon. It was very Secret Army/'Ello 'Ello.
Being Saturday and expecting to need parts delivered I was sent to a safehouse and needed to pack lightweight camping gear to take from the car.
I was sent to camping le Pin Parasol at the expense of green Flag.
http://www.yellohvillage.co.uk/camping/le_pin_parasol

Of course being France shorts are banned in their pools and packing fast I'd left all my speedos in the car except for a swim thong. Not wishing to be thrown out of a luxury campsite I had to buy grey square cuts from the camp shop for E10. I swam in the square cuts a couple of times on the Sunday, and sunbathed in them most of Monday while waiting for the phone to ring about my car. Am safely home now.