Too old for little speedos

[Bazz]

As an Australian I have worn speedos all my life. I have mostly worn Aussie made Speedo Superbriefs which are about 2 inch side, low cut and worn loose.
These days i like to walk on the beach but have decided my backside is looking a little old. I decided to investigate sqarecut styles so more of my arse cheeks are covered. Came across some Hugo Boss on special. They are little lycra swim shorts VERY low cut, very short legs with metal ends on the strings and surprisingly very sexy looking in black.
So first time out beach walking came a very nice surprise! Every step I took the metal string ends bumped up and down onto my knob causing discreet adjustments untill I had to sit down and wait for things to settle down. I'm going to hate the tan line but it gives me an excuse to start another swimwear collection to add to my 60 speedos.