What you feel about to be the only one guy wearing speedos?

[Torchwatch]

Wear speedos in the pool because they help you swim faster, swim faster than the guys with dragging board shorts and listen to see if anyone is still being sarcastic. If you can outswim them and they are still talking rubbish then ignore them, they are unworthy.
If you can't outswim them then make improving and beating them your target. Beat them once and you'll always beat them.