jokes that could be printed on suit bums

[louis]

If you were to have jokes printed on the rear ends of your suits what would you have printed, mind you not to show in public but at gay resorts at pools or anywhere.
just how bold could you be.
EX: ENTER, CUM IN, SUITABLE FOR SMALL DICK ONLY, A BANANA (lol)
FORBIDDING TO...... ETC.CAUTION SUBJECT TO PAIN ETC.
WOULD YOU HAVE A NERVE TO PRINT SUCH THINGS.

[louis]

Lol I forgot to mention dilidos forbidden (lol)

[Byron]

I am sure we've all seen words such as Fuck Off printed on T shirts but as for me I can't recall seeing any on speedo bums (though an images check may now be necessary as you raise the question).
I would not be brave enough to wear such a suit but I did once see a guy with a tattoo at the base of his spine saying "pleasure" and with downward-pointing arrow.

[louis]

Lol that is a good one.

[Byron]

It may not be familiar to many members but there was not so long ago a genuine one which raised a few eyebrows and said FCUK (it was the clothing company French Connection United Kingdom but I believe they agreed to drop it after a good run - no such thing as bad publicity as they say).

[Torchwatch]

Avoid long and rambling stories, there is not much space on the back of your swim briefs and the reader would have to get very close to see the small print.

A woman soldier who qualified for the army cycle team was proud to have ARMY printed on the back of her shorts, but someone suggested that her rear was broad enough to fit the COMBINED SERVICES.

[Byron]

"I was once a Rocker, now I'm a MoD"