What's the briefest you can wear in British pools?

[Bede735]

For about the last 20 years I've worn nothing but Speedos with a 5 cm (2 in) side seam. I'm usually the only guy at my pool who wears anything that brief, bur I'm so used to it, it doesn't bother me. At the moment I wear Speedo endurance briefs, which are getting close to needing replacing, but unfortunately Speedo no longer manufactures 5 cm briefs.

So - I've ordered an Aussiebum 1.5 (4 cm) Classic, which is briefer than I've worn before, but I like the look of it. What would be deeply embarrassing is if some pool attendant ordered me out of the pool for wearing something too brief, so as I say, are Aussiebums within acceptable limits?

Having said, women attend my pool wearing bikinis with string sides and nobody bats an eyelid.

[Byron]

Good evening and welcome as David Frost might have said.

Sad to say it is only too true that you might be the only one wearing Endurance as current pool fashion goes - but good luck with the AB* and I see no reason for you be slung out unless there is a big notice on the wall about dress code for male (and female?) patrons.
*sheer rating?

[afewgoodmen]

As an American, I would warn them with a lawsuit. If you let one gender wear something "brief", then why not the other?

[Byron]

If things get difficult I am sure there is an Article somewhere dealing with equality and the right to
self-expression and so the management might suffer an adverse ruling from the European Court of Human Rights if they pursue any such action.

[SwimTeamSpeedo]

I don't see any reason why an AB swimsuit cut as you describe would be an issue. Like you, I wear various cut swim briefs and am often the only guy. It has never been as issue, even in a conservative area. However, AB briefs (as Byron raises above) can be sheer. That is more likely to be offensive than the cut, as it should be at a family/coed pool. If they can actually see the merchandise, as opposed to the mere fact that you have a bulge, it is likely a show stopper.

[Torchwatch]

I usually wear 2" side speedos in UK swimming pools without any issues. I have worn slightly brief than that but not recently.
Most of the Lifeguards are swimming club members and are familiar with swimmers in speedos for training and racing and should have no trouble for you.
The problems come from small girls of a certain age who may begin tittering and pointing. You would no doubt ignore them but other people may notice them add 2 and 2 to get 5.
As I write this the early morning sun is shining and the birds are singing, try wearing your 1.5" bikini on the beach to discover how people react to it before taking it to a pool.
I believe in pushing the envelope and leading by example but suggest you wait until a few more guys are wearing brief swimwear before going for very brief swimwear yourself in a public pool. Being a trend setter doesn't work if no one is following your trend.

[Bede735]

Originally Posted by SwimTeamSpeedo

I don't see any reason why an AB swimsuit cut as you describe would be an issue. Like you, I wear various cut swim briefs and am often the only guy. It has never been as issue, even in a conservative area. However, AB briefs (as Byron raises above) can be sheer. That is more likely to be offensive than the cut, as it should be at a family/coed pool. If they can actually see the merchandise, as opposed to the mere fact that you have a bulge, it is likely a show stopper.

I think one should wear it in the bath tub before taking it to the pool....

[California Dolphin]

Originally Posted by afewgoodmen

As an American, I would warn them with a lawsuit. If you let one gender wear something "brief", then why not the other?

I've posed this question over and over before.

Why are women's shorts actually short, but men's shorts (and swim suits) are only knee length????