Opinions on Muscleskins?

[need4speedo]

I bought a Muscleskins torpedo suit years ago. It was more of a novelty than for use as everyday swimwear. I wore it tanning in my backyard a few times and my wife just gave me a look and said "No." Too be fair, it was a light blue color so it was semi-transparent and the torpedo bulge was obscene if I wore it in public. I still enjoyed wearing it in private though.