May amuse some but the author of this piece is some would-be comedian called Dotty, no-Scotty, Bryan:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/scottybryan/...-daleys-splash
(TD never wears that blue team GB Speedo* on the programme of course but let's not have the facts getting in the way of a journalist - especially when describing starting blocks as small diving boards).
*it seems to sell well on Ebay however