Sorry I don't have any jammers to offer at the moment but may I ask which College in London?
I was quite astounded by the unusual way in which you describe your studies - and just what title of Degree do you come out with after successfully qualifying in water art etc. etc?
Would it be rude of me to suggest that you are simply able to photo-shop images on your computer?
(I can direct you to a website where unique computer art has been created
if you require inspiration)(
http://www.rkaimages.com)