For my second attempt the following day (yesterday) I brought the smallest piece of Lycra I owned and drove far down the coast to try and find an uninhabited bit of ocean to tan in privacy. I found an otherwise inaccessible piece of beach and scaled down to it on a rope tied off to a tree at the top of a concerningly tall cliff. After reaching the bottom and having finished my hike I was very ready and immediately stopped down to the tiny CM g-string. The pictures here of this tiny suit are from the shower at home and not the beach for reasons that will become clear in part three.