recently went to a beach resort and my wife bought me a pair of swim trunks. Brief as swim shorts go but not my usual speedo type suit. When I asked her why the modesty ploy she responded. "I like you in brief suits but these have pockets for you to carry cash so you can go to the snack bar and buy me food and drinks"
I wore them as requested but over my regular bikini suit. When I was ready to get in the water I pulled off the shorts and told her there was cash in the pocket if she wanted a cold drink. I had foiled her plan as me being her beachboy/waiter
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