[sebbie]

Driving your college roommate bonkers: Introductory remarks

“It’s tight in here!” “It’s tight in here!” I recall calling that out over and over. My parents obviously thought I was acting weird. But what was going on with me was so profound I remember parts of the incident to this day, many, many years later.

I couldn’t have been very old on the evening this happened. I’m thinking that I might has been as young as four years old, even younger. What was causing me to do this was that I had discovered for the first time a guy clad only in a snug-fitting suit top to bottom. This was long before compression gear had been invented. My recollection was the guy was wearing a rubberized suit of some sort that clung so tightly it was like a second skin—maybe think running tight meets wet suit. All of this had to have been something of a mystery to me. It some level I was extremely interested in the situation the guy was in and the clothing he was wearing, but at this age puberty was in the distant future. Still, I knew there was something about seeing that guy in that black skin tight suit that somehow made me feel really good deep inside even if I did not fully understand what was going on with me, and that he was in a place that I desperately wanted to be as well. Of course, a broader awakening would come later.

An intense fondness for jerking of is nearly universal among guys, and as a guy goes beyond puberty he keeps discovering ever more interesting and enjoyable ways to do this. Of course, most guys who believe they are straight never want to openly admit this to anyone else male or female, because solo sex has this reputation for being both childish and easily discarded as not that pleasant once a guy meets a suitable female for sex. None of that is true, and more than a few women have cried their hearts out when they discover that their guy still occasionally enjoys jacking off alone, even if this is done only in the privacy of the bathroom. Momma never told her about this one! What if the guy enjoys himself on his own “too much”? Is this an early indication that the entire relationship is on the edge of collapsing.

Then too, lots of married guys leave a relationship (divorce). Some of these guys may almost immediately (if not before) enter another relationship involving sex with a different female. But, I’ve known lots of guys who exit relationships with women and go back to just being single. Am I supposed to assume that these guys (who were happy to get out of a relationship with a female they didn’t love or even like much) then go back to a single life in an place where they can jerk off as much as they want without offending or even alerting anyone else? This is a far more reasonable story than to somehow assume that the guys without partners all suddenly decided that life with zero masturbation was more fun than a life (at least beyond your work hours) when you can masturbate pretty much whenever the thought crosses your mind to do so. Why should this approach to life once again be considered somehow childish, and if there is no one else around why would anyone else need to be aware of what the guy is doing to himself? Why even be concerned about what others might think if they only knew what you are doing to and by yourself?

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