@Sunbuff I love this and totally agree that this is likely what would have happened. There were two guys wearing speedos on the beach in Haiti (on one of the stops on the boat) and then I was sitting near them again on the sun deck and they had shorts on over their speedos. Totally think if I had pulled my shorts off and wore my speedo, they would have done the same.
Next cruise I am only going to back speedos...then I have no choice
