[misteranonymous]

Yes I do feel better. These are the Speedos I'd wear to the beach (just not my hometown).

I am thankful that everyone was honest and helpful. It's not easy to admit you can't fill out a speedo! These briefs are the smallest I can wear for now...

While I do feel like a cock ring is kinda cheating, it only bumps me into "slightly-below average" territory. It's not going to look overly big.

Thanks for all the suit ideas... So many options!