I'm currently single, and my previous boyfriends never accompanied me to the beach. I did have one similar incident with someone I used to date, and has become a platonic friend since. A number of years ago, he expressed an interest in going to the lake with me. I knew that he had a bit of a prudish streak, so I warned him ahead of time that I normally wear thong swimwear. Had he objected at the time, I would have taken a speedo instead, but he said he was OK with that, so I took the thong. He must have thought I was joking, because when I removed my shorts and laid out in the thong, his response could only be called utter revulsion. During the whole time we were there, he neither looked at me nor spoke to me. After about an hour, he said he was ready to go home. On the drive back, I told him that if he had said something, I would have worn a speedo. Let's just say that his enthusiasm for that idea was not much greater than for the thong.
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