There are worse things than the towel dance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWCSQm86UB4
I think I visited that beach when I cycled from Cherbourge to Boulogne along the French coast. It took ages going down all the steps with my bike and all my gear left at the top. I remember an EDF nuclear power station nearby.
I think this one qualifies under the towel dance subject:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm3_qEMTdc4
sorry couldn't resist.