[sebbie]

So, Bill and Joe ended up at the Burger King® just a short walking distance from their dormitory, and Bill had a valid coupon for two Whoppers®, two fries, and two soft drinks for $8.99. That was quite a deal, as the regular price for a single Whopper® Combo deal was $6.29.

Whoppers® are interesting. They consist of a quarter pound ground beef patty that has been grilled on a gas-grille like device using a real natural gas flame, and so the taste is closer to a backyard grilled burger than the fried patties most of the other chain burger joints do. On top of that are pickles, two slices of tomato, sliced onion, mayo, lettuce and Heinz® ketchup all on a giant sesame seed bun.

The sandwiches are really quite a treat, but Bill and Joe were both thinking that this was not the first whopper that had proven to be quite enjoyable. The sandwiches were at least an “8” on a 10-point scale with respect to meals eaten by college freshmen, and who could possibly complain about the price for goodness sakes

Many guys love to rank orgasms on a 10-point scale, in much the same manner that some guys like to rank women on a 10-point scale. On the quality-of-orgasm scale, a 10 would be “up there with the best orgasm I have ever had” while a 1 would be “I could barely tell anything was happening to me at all.” Most orgasms guys have would merit at least a 6 on that scale, with the vast majority would go at least 7 or 8. Let’s face it: Most orgasms are a lot of fun, but some are really really fun, a total experience and feeling of blowing both mind and body. Bill was thinking the current Whopper at the restaurant was probably an 8, but the one that took place 50 minutes ago was maybe an 8 and a half. Joe was thinking 8 and nine for the two different whoppers. Bill, of course had only recently had his funchball wet dream, and that experience was surely a 9.5 or even better as in 9.5+ on the 10-point scale. Joe had only had the recent Solar® jerk-off experience and had no real way of comparing if the strap, cup and compression shorts deal was going to be more enjoyable or less than what Bill had just been through.

Both Bill and Joe were rather quiet at the restaurant, but both were thinking much the same thing. Had any two guys jerked off in the presence of each other, and then managed to come at approximately the same time, they would both be instantly worried that one of them would “tattle” to the other guys about what the other guy was doing. That could cause problems. Major problems as the other guy counter-tattled and then everyone would be teasing both of the guys because surely they were gay because of the mutual solo-sex episode. This would be an instant major mess in high school, perhaps non-recoverable at all. The parents would be brought in, the principal, the school board president and who knows what other people as well, all condemning what the two boys did. Suspension threats would abound, with no clear resolution at all.

But in this respect, being a college student, even just a beginning freshman, was totally different. First off, there was essentially zero probability that either Bill or Joe was going to run to some other students to explain in detail what had happened. The attitude in College was that whatever happens between two-consenting adults is fine so long as it doesn’t involve illegal activity. Of course, nonconsensual sec was an issue, maybe a legal issue, but certainly not two guys both engaged in solo sex, even dual solo sex in their own private dorm room. And unlike most high schools, at most colleges and universities same-sex activity of whatever sort between consenting college students is fine, basically a non-event, at least so long as both parties consent which is the same as saying that neither party objects. Colleges in general tolerate certain aspects of human behavior far better than most high schools would, and the locus parentis only really applies to activities that are potentially illegal. After all, the college freshmen are considered to be young adults and are permitted to behave as adults not children in need of constant oversight and then discipline should things get out of line.

Bill did not say “Joe, I do not want to watch you squirm as you struggle to get into your new Speedo®” now did he?

Joe did not say “I would rather not see you figure out how you are going to get into your new suit, Bill, and what ‘issues’ for you might arise” either.

Both Bill and Joe agreed that was what they were going to do, and both seemed to enjoy not only their own experience, but also very much watching the other have a similar experience and seeing exactly what happened during the entire process. Where this all fits on a 5- or 6-point straight-versus-gay scale is the unanswered question. Would any guy be able to watch another guy in this “predicament” without getting at least somewhat aroused, never mind whether the first guy considered himself as “completely straight”. Maybe nearly all guys have a gay side under such circumstances.

So, here we are. Two freshman men who thought they were ruler straight-guys, Bill and Joe, both engaged in solo sex in the presence of the other, pulled on Speedos® rubbed themselves, played with their penises in the suits and finally ended up coming at approximately the same time. Was this simply plain ordinary masturbation that happened to take place in the presence of another, or was this instead some sort of slightly out-of-whack method of engaging in same-sex partner sex that some people might not call same-sex partner sex. Bill and Joe took zero risks. Neither will get pregnant because of all of this, nor will either contract an STD because of what had just happened. They each learned something about their roommate, however, something really interesting and they were both having thoughts that had never occurred to them before. Complicated thoughts. This was a weird but fascinating puzzle, to be sure.

It had been a long and complicated day for Bill and Joe. They were both tired, well exhausted too from jerking off. They had a little studying to do before tomorrow’s classes too. So they went back to the dorm room, quickly finished their studies and crawled into bed. Any further messing around with the straps, cups and compression shorts would just have to wait.

……..To be continued