OK - after a lot of trial and error (and looking at some nice food) I have worked it all out.
There is no simonitton but go here for two warning signs of the speedo rule and the standard explanation from the lifeguard about dirty shorts in the pool:
http://simonlitton.wordpress.com/201...eat-my-shorts/
Now scroll way down to the Trumpet ice cream commercial - quite funny and how many readers of the old fantasy board remember that was posted probably at least a year ago ?