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Old 02-20-2015, 12:48 PM
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Talking In defense of Jammers

Okay, go ahead and load your tomatoes and other rotten fruit. I know I will get some interesting and probably heated response to this thread.

I, for one, like swim Jammers. You might have guessed that from my handle.

I am not a competitive swimmer. In fact I am not a swimmer, at all. I am just trying to get into swimming and taking lessons.

So why in the world do I like Jammers?

1) Practical reason. I am very out of shape. And I do not have a thigh gap--they rub together. So from a practical standpoint, I love Jammers because they prevent sores on my legs.

2) The feel. I also have a love for Lycra/spandex. So Jammers allow me to have more of me wrapped in that snug fabric. And they feel good, so I like wearing them.

3) The look. Fortunately, even when I am way out-of-shape, like now, my legs do not get extremely fat. And I believe that my legs are my best feature. And as conceited or self-centered it may sound (I usually am neither--I don't like the way I look, generally), I will admit, here and now, that I really like the look of my thighs when I wear Jammers. They look strong and powerful (even though they may not really be---they look like it) and I think it is the fabric stretched tight around them that lends to that look.

So, yeah.. call me weird, call me whatever, but I do love Jammers. Maybe one day when I lose the weight, and don't have a problem with my thighs, I may one day sport swim briefs (Oh, I do have several pair, but would not be caught in public wearing them with my body the way it is now). But until then, I will gladly enjoy my Jammers.

(Bracing myself behind a chaise lounge on the pool deck, ready for the retaliation!)
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