Today I painted my house and worked on my tan line. Simultaneously. Wore my Dolphin Splash Racer and not one person driving by stopped to complain about the new color, or my attire.

Today I painted my house and worked on my tan line. Simultaneously. Wore my Dolphin Splash Racer and not one person driving by stopped to complain about the new color, or my attire.

Today I painted my house and worked on my tan line. Simultaneously. Wore my Dolphin Splash Racer and not one person driving by stopped to complain about the new color, or my attire.

Today I painted my house and worked on my tan line. Simultaneously. Wore my Dolphin Splash Racer and not one person driving by stopped to complain about the new color, or my attire.

Today I painted my house and worked on my tan line. Simultaneously. Wore my Dolphin Splash Racer and not one person driving by stopped to complain about the new color, or my attire.

Today I painted my house and worked on my tan line. Simultaneously. Wore my Dolphin Splash Racer and not one person driving by stopped to complain about the new color, or my attire.

Painting
 

Did you give it 7 coats and that's why you posted 7 times.
On a serious note, do you get much traffic (motorist or pedestrian) on your street?
As I noted above, I'm reluctant to do work in front of the house in just a speedo because I live on a busy through street>

I Became a Lobster today (and Im not even truly white to begin with)

I went to the Us Open of Surf Sunday. Stuck with my simple black speedo. It was a fun event and it is going on all week. I only got 2 comments on my swimwear. A group of dudes in speedos said "Speedo Bro's forever" as they passed me and two kids said "that is just wrong dude" and they werent kidding either...

It took me a few minutes before I was even comfortable enough to stand up in it as there was so many people there. I only wish someone had got a pic of me because I probably looked very ridiculous!

I wore my white Kiniki briefs on the beach just north of Calais, France. I had 3 miles of beach and sand dunes almost to myself for a couple of hours except when a couple with a dog walked past, they must have seen me ....

Northern France beaches
 

Someone asked me about the beach north of Calais, here is my answer if it may help others:

An internet guide told me that the long beach north of Calais was naturist and quite gay.
I have been there several times and found it very quiet each time.
There is a cycle path running the length of this beach giving access to the sand paths to the beach itself.
At the south end is the Centre Jacques Ferry, there is limited parking here, I would approach from here.
There are accessible big gun position bunkers in the dunes here if you like history.
The beach itself is huge with a lighthouse on stilts to the north. As I had a mountainbike loaded with camping gear I stayed close to the Centre Jacques Ferry, but was able to hide in the dunes or be visible as I chose.

On the main beach in Calais, heading south there were loads of square-cuts and many speedos outnumbering those in long shorts on the beach, almost no one with shorts below the knees.

If you want to go naked, or wear something really brief go to Berck sur Mere. You are free to wear whatever you want to there and be appreciated for the effort and effect.

Did I mention that I was swimming with sea lions earlier this week?