a nip too far

[Byron]

Japanese speedo cartoon humor: http://24.media.tumblr.com/05aac61f4bd3eec3a4afa7fa54919689/tumblr_mjgjwepQqY1s552rdo1_500.png

[shaulis]

That would bring to a swift end a good day at the beach.

[Swimmboy]

The only problem with that cartoon - a crab would have a much easier time of crawling into a pair of droopy, baggy board shorts than a snug-fitting Speedo!

[Byron]

.....and I bet they don't know the double entendre on crabs down there.