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California Dolphin
05-03-2013, 05:09 AM
I've developed a case of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) or "Repetitive Thought Behavior".

With the length of men's shorts gradually becoming noticeably less, everytime I see a guy in shorts that should be shorter, I find myself thinking exactly how much shorter they should be in inches (2-1/2", 3", 4", 6", etc.).

However instead of going to a shrink and getting a prescription for Xanex, I'm telling the clothing makers what I think of the long look and maybe my talk theapy will get rid of the problem. ;)

Torchwatch
05-03-2013, 05:30 PM
I used to measure the niceness of a day while running by counting up the number of guys I passed wearing shorts. I had to give up at the time when I could no longer decide if a garment actually was a pair of shorts or something else.
At least the sun is shining and the shorts are out in England today.

PSDave
05-06-2013, 05:18 AM
wow, I didn't realize that when I pulled on a pair of shorts there would be someone actually looking and analyzing the length, tightness and if I was wearing skivvies. Better go back to my baggy jeans if I want privacy or commando with tight white if I want company.

sebbie
05-06-2013, 11:45 AM
Of course, the clothing every person wears or not says all sorts of non-verbal signals about you. Why am I telling this group that for goodness sakes!

Sebbie

Byron
05-06-2013, 03:43 PM
Does it not occur to you that PSD is taking the piss?