Yuck

[Crail]

This is one of the reasons I dislike swim shorts of any kind. Water dripping and wet fabric slapping against the thighs etc.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cdL0hTb4at0/T-DVbqiE5NI/AAAAAAABJlg/LnFLzgbIfvI/s1600/spl407263_014.jpg

[Byron]

....a good-looking guy like him would surely want to present himself better than that - and what's with the strange right leg triangle ?