Police, Camera, Action, Debagging

[Torchwatch]

Has anyone else noticed on the live action police shows that when the Police attempt to stop a suspect in board shorts the young man attempting to avoid capture tends to have trouble running as his trainers start flapping then fall off, then he has to hold up his board shorts with one hand while trying to run until tackled by faster moving Police officers. During the tackle the suspects board shorts usually fall down revealing whatever wearing board shorts were supposed to cover.

if you are intent upon a life of crime and wish to evade the Police I would suggest that you learn to tie your shoe laces (with a double knot) so your shoes stay on if you have to run unexpectedly. Also I would recommend wearing shorter better designed shorts that you can tie securely (again using the double knotted bow you should use to tie your shoes) and run at short notice without embarrassment.
I would recommend rugby union shorts for your life of crime, they're comfortable and practicle, designed for big men to tackle and be tackled without fear of exposure.

[NJHunkguy]

Rugby shorts were very often being pulled down or up, and shown men nuts during the games. :D

[swim suit eddie]

I have a friend who was stopped by the police for driving over the speed limit in town. He was returning from a private Saint Patrick's Day party, still in costume wearing bright green leotard, tights, shiny green bikini underneath with a teal green speedos over the leotards. After checking his license, they found his auto insurance had lapsed. Luck for him, he had a large tan colored bathrobe when they took him to court. He was sentenced to a two weeks confinement in a local correction center. It was quite a trauma for him being cuffed in hand and leg irons while wearing only bright green leotards with a speedo over them, yet only covered in his bathrobe.. He was scared, as they took him with two other guys to the processing center. After removing the arm and leg irons, then fingerprinting, photos etc, he was taken for body search and final processing. The police and correction center personnel were quite efficient. Now his body search was started, as the guards took off his bathrobe then felt up his green leotard clad body and being very scared, yet was somewhat turned on, as they began stripping him naked. Being He wasn't cooperating with the correction guards during his processing, they stripped off his bright green leotard and tights. They've seen a lot of guys dressed in various types of attire, so they knew how to how to undress him, despite all his fears and embarrassment, but shortly, he will be in a baggy orange jail suit with no underwear. Soon his sexy teal speedo was stripped off his leotard clad body, then one guard unzipped the green leotard with a long back zipper. After a lot of squirming and childish whimpering, his speedo with the clinging green leotard was stripped off, while being told to hold still and loosen up, "it's all coming off . Now his bright green holiday tights were stripped down and off with his shiny clinging bikini briefs when he's finally naked and body searched by the guards, then having to put on the awful baggy jail jump suit and re cuffed with arm and leg irons. He sadly watched as his sexy speedo with his green leotard, tights and shiny briefs were bagged and taken away. After being locked up there for almost a month, he was finally released and his sexy Saint Patrick's Day leotards and speedos were finally returned a month later. He said it was a fearful experience, yet quietly erotic, especially starting with his tight speedo coming off as he's stripped naked by those strong correction center guards.